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December 1999

Thursday December 30th 1999
WOW it's tomorrow! Here's the first night schedule.
1 1 1 day to go - TAKE ME    GET YOUR CASH, FILL YOUR WATER CONTAINERS


Wednesday December 29th 1999
COUNTDOWN continues! Here's a great Happy New Years Greeting to pass on to your Friends.
2 2 2 days to go - TAKE ME WATER WATER EVERY WHERE AND NOT A PUMP TO PUMP IT


Tuesday December 28th 1999
On the 4th day till Y2K my true love gave to me.... How about all the fun things happening in Las Vegas on the 31st.
VIVA VIVA VIVA LAS VEGAS - TAKE ME    I'm for Newton, that's Wayne Newton at the Stardust.


Monday December 27th 1999
The countdown continues...can you believe it...5 days to go! Here's your New Year's Quiz.
WOW I didn't know THAT - TAKE ME    TELL YOUR FRIENDS


Friday December 24th 1999
Merry Christmas from everyone at John Reitmeier's Cool Site-Pick of the Day & Afternoon Magazine. We hope you never forget that "Jesus is the Reason for the Season!"


Thursday December 23th 1999
Why do some call it Xmas? Where did Rudolph come from...it's Christmas trivia! It'S MERRY CHRISTMAS TIME - TAKE ME so much trivia so little time


Wednesday December 22th 1999
Time for some Christmas Humor! HO HO HO TIME - TAKE ME    

How many reindeer does Santa Have???
11 (named below)
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen
Rudoph (the one with the red nose)
Olive (Olive the other reindeer {all of})
and Al (Then Al the reindeer loved him {all})


Tuesday December 21th 1999
Christmas..and time for movies, Movies, MOVIES. WOW here's the list of movies about Christmas. MORE BABES IN TOYLAND - TAKE ME    Let's do another REMAKE


Monday December 20th 1999
Family coming in for Christmas? Here's a place to actually watch the flight leave from Minneapolis airport, and when it passes Fargo..it's time to leave for the airport. Just pick NWAirlines and put in the flight number. IT'S AS GOOD AS FLYING - TAKE ME    It can even send you an email when your chosen flight lands. WOW


Thursday December 16th 1999
Silent Night, Holy Night...here's the Ultimate SNHN Page. I'M READY TO SING - TAKE ME    144 Versions - 97 Languages


Wednesday December 15th 1999
NOW VIA MAGIC, you can visit the north pole..it's one of the hottest, COOL sites for Christmas. BRRRRRR - TAKE ME
The "how to find out if you've been Naughty" is the best.


Tuesday December 14th 1999
You think our "traditional" Christmas dinner is universal? Here's the traditions from 5 other countries. PORIDGE FOR CHRISTMAS?? - TAKE ME    At least we get rice pudding in Scandanavia!.


Friday December 10th 1999
Need some Christmas instrumental music? Here's some GREAT MIDI Files! YUM YUM YUM BETTER THAN BUTTER - TAKE ME    I'm going to try the burbon balls.


Thursday December 9th 1999
Need some Christmas instrumental music? Here's some GREAT MIDI Files! HERE'S THE PLACE TO HUM ALONG - TAKE ME    DA DUM DADUM DA DUM DADUM


Wednesday December 8th 1999
HO HO HO, it's time to set our sights on the North Pole and Santa. Here's one of the coolest action sites for the upcoming holiday. SNOW SNOW IS ON THE GROUND HERE - TAKE ME    I'm sending my letter to Santa here.


Tuesday December 7th 1999
December 7th, early morning in Pearl Harbor Hawaii, then it begins. The Japanese fleet pounds the ships in the Harbor. And yet today we remember. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING? - TAKE ME    The #1 Japanese commander warned against it, but...


Monday December 6th 1999
December 6th mean's it's St. Nicolas Day...hey it's big in Europe! BRING ME CANDY BRING ME CANDY - TAKE ME    It's a big deal in Europe! Check it out.


Friday December 3rd 1999
CHRISTMAS FUN HAS BEGUN! STOP DREAMING OF A WHITE CHRISTMAS - TAKE ME    NAME THOSE TUNES


Thursday December 2nd 1999
Do you know the Christmas Story about OLIVE? You know....OLIVE the other reindeer! I THINK YOU'RE PULLING MY REINDEER TAIL - TAKE ME    Finally the truth about the 10th reindeer.


Wednesday December 1st 1999
It's COMING...there's NO ESCAPE...it's going to be a Pokeman Christmas. Here's your revenge. Each day we find a new way to destroy POKEMAN. WOW GREAT WAYS TO GET RID OF THE GUY - TAKE ME    For entertainment only..don't try this at home.

November 1999

Tuesday November 30th 1999
Here's the best site I've ever taken you to. FREE LONG DISTANCE CALLS. I've GOT MY FINGER ON THE DIAL - TAKE ME    You have to go through the signup, then it's FREE LONG DISTANCE CALLS ANYWHERE IN AMERICA.


Hope you had a GREAT Thanksgiving weekend!

Wednesday November 24th 1999
It's T-1 and counting! ARE YOU READY? Here's the Thanksgiving THRIVE site! HAPPY THANKSGIVING DAY! - TAKE ME    Thanks for listening, and following my program!


Tuesday November 23th 1999
It's T-2 and counting! Thanksgivings around the world. THANKS FOR THE RICE? - TAKE ME    Hope your turkey's thawing...it's time IT'S TIME


Monday November 22th 1999
It's T-3 and counting! Here's Turkey Day Fun. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD DO THAT WITH A TURKEY - TAKE ME    I'm SO HUNGRY


Friday November 19th 1999
I know it's a little bit early, but you got to have this game on your computer! It's ELF BOWLING! TOO MUCH FUN - TAKE ME    Watch out for the Budweiser frog jumping on the lane.


Thursday November 18th 1999
7 days and counting to the BIG PARADE! Here's the Macy's Parade site. MORE THAN A LOT OF HOT AIR - TAKE ME    Check the route...will they pass my place?


Wednesday November 17th 1999
Time to buy the turkey..here's the Butterball site! YUMM OK MR. TURKEY COME ON I'M READY - TAKE ME CHECK THE GRAVY RECIPES!


Tuesday November 16th 1999
They all came over on the Mayflower. Here's that story! SAILING SAILING OVER THE OCEAN ROUGH - TAKE ME    Some were even excommunicated. Check it out.


Monday November 15th 1999
Turkey trivia..how did it all start?
ARE THEY BRONZE ARE THEY WHITE, TURKEYS TURKEYS ALL IN FLIGHT - TAKE ME    Where do 1/4 of all the birds in the world come from?


Friday November 12th 1999
TRUE OR FALSE? Mayflower passengers were Puritans?? The Pilgrims stole the land for their Colony from the Indians, and mistreated them. Many more things you might have thought were true.
I'VE GOT MY BLACK AND WHITE OUTFIT ON - TAKE ME    BUT I thought those things were true!


Thursday November 11th 1999
Tired of Poppys? Here's the VFW Poppy Puppy! Better than Beanies.
TAKE ME    Probably the best 5 bucks you can spend.


Wednesday November 10th 1999
Here's the history of Veterans Day.
TAKE ME    All the way back to 1926.


Tuesday November 9th 1999
Want to know about updates/fixes to your software. Want to try out the newest stuff even before it comes to the store. Here's the place.
I NEED FIXING - TAKE ME    Windows 2000, Millenium, Netscape, it's all here.


Monday November 8th 1999
Veterans Day Week...here's the posters for this special day..all the way back to 1978.
TELL A VETERAN THANK YOU - TAKE ME    Let's get ALL the town out to show our respect on Thursday!


Friday November 5th 1999
TIME FOR FUN...One of the best battleship games on the net.
YOU WON'T SINK MY BATTLESHIP! - TAKE ME    Does anyone know where you can play against another person across the web? WRITE ME


Thursday November 4th 1999
Comes the fall..and time for indoor entertaining. Do you have a high wine IQ? Here's the test!
SIP IT DON'T GULP IT - TAKE ME    What country drinks the most wine? US? CANADA? AUSTALIA??


Wednesday November 3rd 1999
Who does Thanksgiving better than Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Company
THE COUNTDOWN BEGINS - TAKE ME    FUN AND GAMES


Tuesday November 2nd 1999
Time to start getting ready for Thanksgiving. Here's your T Day Planner
DRUMSTICK DAY ALREADY? - TAKE ME    Check out the top 10 "TURKEY'S" when it comes to BAAAAD Web pages!


Monday November 1st 1999
Another tragedy in the SKIES! Here's Egypt Air's web pages.
I'm READY - TAKE ME    

October 1999

Friday October 29th 1999
OK, Last COOL SITE before the Hallowed Day...here's more fun riddles.
HA HA HA HA HA HA - TAKE ME     And here's some....

Halloween Safety Tips
* Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.
* Do not search the basement, especially if the power has just gone out.
* When it appears that you have killed the monster, *never* check to see if it's really dead.
* If you find that your house is built upon or near a cemetery, was once a church that was used for black masses, had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion, or had inhabitants who performed necrophilia or satanic practices in your house move away immediately.
* If your friends speak to you in Latin or any other language that they do not know, or if they speak to you using a voice which is other than their own, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. NOTE: It will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared.
* When you have the benefit of numbers, *never* pair off or go it alone.
* As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.
* Never stand in, on, above, below, beside,or anywhere near a grave, tomb, crypt, mausoleum, or other house of the dead.
* If you're searching for something which caused a noise and find out that "it's just the cat," leave the room immediately if you value your life.
* If appliances start operating by themselves, move out.
* Do not take *anything* from the dead.
* If you find a town that looks deserted, it's probably for a reason. Take the hint and stay away.
* Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you are doing.
* If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are of the female persuasion. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.
* If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and so on, get away from them as fast as possible.
* Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (God help you if you recognize this one), the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine.
* If your car runs out of gas at night, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help.
* Beware of strangers bearing tools such as chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws, or any device made from deceased companions.


Thursday October 28th 1999
TOUR A CYBER HAUNTED HOUSE
OOOOUUU I'M SCARED NOW - TAKE ME     Finish the tour and they make a ONE PENNY donation to Unicef.


Wednesday October 27th 1999
RIDDLES RIDDLES HALLOWEEN RIDDLES
NOW THAT'S FUNNY - TAKE ME     WHY do mummies make good employees? cause they get all wrapped up in their work!


Tuesday October 26th 1999
MORE HALLOWEEN FUN - - - ->
CHILLS THRILLS - TAKE ME  DO "THE FIND THE SOUNDS" PAGE


Monday October 25th 1999
IS IT YUM OR YUCK??? HALLOWEEN FOOD
OOOOOO I'm REALLY SCARED NOW - TAKE ME     THE Dirt is my fav.


Friday October 22nd 1999
BOO It's Halloween time...here's the start with the history of the holiday BOO
OOOOOO I'm SCARED NOW - TAKE ME     The origin of the word Jack-O-Lantern.


Thursday October 21th 1999
How much food can you make from candy bars? He's the BIG LIST
YUM YUM YUM YUM - TAKE ME     FIND OUT WHAT RICE BUBBLES ARE


Wednesday October 20th 1999
Just can't decide on what to wear for Halloween this year? Here's the top 10 requested costumes.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS? - TAKE ME     I want the #3 costume...do they have it in a 3XXX?


Tuesday October 19th 1999
SHAKE RATTLE AND ROLL, here's the earthquake tracking site of sites!
I FEEL THE EARTH MOVE UNDER MY FEET - TAKE ME     The Coolest part is where people actually report what they felt and they put that into a map.


Monday October 18th 1999
Get a call from someone wanting money and claiming their a charity? Here's the BIG LIST of those that files tax forms recently. Search by city, charity name, or zipcode!
YOU MEAN I MIGHT BE SENDING MONEY TO A "NON" CHARITY? - TAKE ME     THE GOOD ONES are here to!


Friday October 15th 1999
Time keeps on slipping, slipping into the future!!!
I've WOUND MY WATCH, I'M READY - TAKE ME     I can't believe I ate the WHOLE THING


Thursday October 14th 1999
Yummy food from those restaurants...but how do you make it??
I'VE GOT MY FORK - TAKE ME     I can't believe I ate the WHOLE THING


Wednesday October 13th 1999
Time to start your Christmas shopping...how about a bicycle built for SEVEN?
ME AND SIX ARE READY TO PEDAL - TAKE ME     Such a deal on a nose trimmer!


Tuesday October 12th 1999
WOW a cyber kalidescope...check it out!
BETTER THAN FINGERPAINTS - TAKE ME     Here's one I made.
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Monday October 11th 1999
Serious Cool Site today....3 year old Carter needs your help. Go to this site and click on the name CARTER!
I'M READY, I GOT MY CAR KEYS - TAKE ME     The Breakfast Benefit is on Sunday, hope you can come!


Friday October 8th 1999
He's only listed as an accessory ;-( but there's a whole culture built up around Ken Carson! Who is this guy? Why Barbies Boyfriend of course.
STAR GLASSES ON - TAKE ME     All his friends too.


Thursday October 7th 1999
Can you believe it's been 10 years? Right now a decade ago the Berlin Wall was coming down! Here's the story.
I'M PREPARED - TAKE ME     THE WHY THE WHERE THE HOW


Wednesday October 6th 1999
WOW, it's the 5th annual CORNDOG Festival...Be there or be a Corn Dog Dropout.
THE OIL IS HOT, THE DOGS ARE DIPPED - TAKE ME     CHECK THE CELEBRITY DOGS!


Tuesday October 5th 1999
WOW Mark your calendar, the Supreme Court is back in session...here's what they decided today!
POUND THAT GAVEL - TAKE ME     I'm thinking I'm thinking


Monday October 4th 1999
Not happy that it's October? Well switch Calendars! Here's a bunch to choose from.
IN THE YEAR OF OUR... - TAKE ME     Julian, Gregorian, Chinese, Mayan..check em all.


Friday October 1st 1999
And they named the baby......here's what the celebs think are appropriate names for their children!
I'm THINKING I'm THINKING - TAKE ME     Jerry Garcia/Manasha Matheson -Keelin :John Goodman (Roseanne)-Molly Evangeline, and then they start to degrade.


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